Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has announced his plans to erect a wall along the Canadian-American border to keep Americans from immigrating to the country in the event of a Trump presidency.
No More Americans Allowed in Canada
"How to move to Canada"
began trending in Google searches after Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump claimed victories in seven states during the Super Tuesday Republican primary vote early last month. Nova Scotia Island Cape Breton even
launched a tongue-in-cheek marketing website encouraging disgruntled Americans to relocate there if the controversial candidate snags the presidency in November.
However, Trudeau doesn't seem to share the enthusiasm.
“When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best," he said in a press conference today. "They’re sending people that have lots of problems. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists."
The prime minister went on to describe his plan to keep the flocks of Americans fleeing Trump's rule out of Canadian borders.
“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Trump pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
Trudeau then had a quick change of heart about who would pay for the great, great wall.
“I don’t need anybody’s money," he said. "I’ll use my own money. I’m really rich."
What do you think about the wall between Canada and the U.S.? Does this put a damper on your plans to leave the country if The Donald ends up in the White House? How high of a wall would you scale to escape Trump?
APRIL FOOL'S!
Trudeau isn't that crazy.